sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

(Source: sorry)

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jpgay:

really punk?? really? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about  it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??

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nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

(Source: nosdrinker)

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Something to think about: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.
This isn’t sustainable.
bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

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meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.


what does glomps even mean
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